The Pastor’s Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

BE YOU. ..

Sometimes you are
unsatisfied with your life,
while many people in
this world are dreaming
of living your life..

A child on a farm sees
a plane fly overhead &
dreams of flying.
But, a pilot on the plane sees
the farmhouse & dreams
of returning home.

Delay your Judgement of others

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.

Let them walk ...

There are people who can walk away from

you. And hear me when I tell you this!

When people can walk away from you, let 

them walk. I don’t want you to try to talk 

another person into staying with you, 

loving you, calling you, caring about you, 

coming to see you, staying attached to you. 

When people can walk away from you let 

them walk. Your destiny is never tied to 

anybody that left. The Bible said that, “They 

came out from us that it might be made 

manifest that they were not for us. For had 

they been of us, no doubt they would have 

continued with us.” [1 John 2:19] People 

leave you because they are not joined to 

you. And, if they are not joined to you, you 

can’t make them stay. Let them go. And it 

doesn’t mean that they are a bad person, it 

just means that their part in the story is over. 

The people who makes a difference

The people who make a difference

Please take a moment to answer these questions:

Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

Name the last five President of your country.

Name the last five winners of the Miss World contest.

Name ten people who have won the Nobel Peace prize.

Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.

Name the best footballers in the world .
How did you do?

Gandhi’s Shoes

As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of his shoes slipped off and landed on the track. He was unable to retrieve it as the train started rolling. To the amazement of his companions, Gandhi calmly took off his other shoe and threw it back along the track to land close to the first shoe.

Forgiving without condoning or forgetting

I suspect all of us have been hurt in deep
and lasting ways by the words or acts of
another. It's normal in such situations to
feel hostility toward the person who hurt us. If we allow the offense to linger, we may carry the hurt and resentment in the form of a grudge. Usually this causes more unhappiness for us than the person we're mad at. Some religions speak of forgiveness as a moral duty, others as a worthy virtue, and still others impose preconditions on the
wrong doer before he or she is entitled to be forgiven. Whatever your religious views, psychologists say the ability to forgive is closely correlated to happiness and mental health.